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The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	5304

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	580610	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9263	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Star Shards Collected:	167
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6920

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	213	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	66
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	79	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39