BlockyBootyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	2932
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	154

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5934	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	154
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Animals Bred:	197
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	9270
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4520

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2945

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	90262	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mines Excavated:	1159	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!