BlockyBootyJuice | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Votes:	3440	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Farms Harvested:	113	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magic Items Found:	8204	Villages Defended:	9

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	516105
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Votes:	2937
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Votes:	844	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	80696	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	4510
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Towns Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	2166	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!