BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Buildings Constructed: 17
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Star Shards Collected: 77 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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