lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!
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RoyalSMP: Chill Craft 18+ SMP
casual adventurers welcome, Chill, collaborative mega builds, Craft, Creative Building Competitions, dedicated high-performance, Dynamic Shopping Districts, Engaging Community Events, hermitcraft inspired gameplay, immersive lore experiences, interactive storytelling arcs, Long-Term World Stability, mature gameplay atmosphere, player-driven economy, quality of life features, redstone engineering enthusiasts, Relaxed Gaming Vibe, respectful gaming environment, royalsmp, smp, Sustainable Server Growth, Thriving Multiplayer Experience, Unique Crafting Challenges, whitelist-only communityWelcome to RoyalSMP
Type: SMP Age Limit: 18+ Style: Semi-Vanilla Access: Whitelist Only
What Makes RoyalSMP Great?
- Whitelist Only: No randoms, no griefers, no trolls. Just good vibes.
- High-Quality Server: Always online, smooth play, no lag.
- Fabric Server: Enjoy the best modding support.
- Player Economy: Trade with diamonds in our shopping area.
- Light QoL Features: One-player sleep, Dynmap, armor stands. No OP stuff.
- Fun Events: Join group builds, story arcs, and more, just like Hermitcraft.
- Mature Community: Ages 16+ for a chill vibe.
- Long-Term World: No messy resets, keep your builds.
Who Should Join?
Builders, Redstoners, or Casual Players: If you love the Hermitcraft style, you will fit right in!
Ready to Join?
Apply Now for the Whitelist: Join Us on Discord
This is not just a server; itβs your new Minecraft home. See you soon, future Hermit! πͺπ