BlockyBootyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	8370	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7385
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Votes:	1529
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	891	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6051
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimension Hops:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8373

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Items Found:	1641
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1555	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4