BlockyBootyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyFit

balanced diet, BlockPartyFit, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, good habits, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, hydration, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, physical health, positive thinking, regular exercise, relaxation techniques, self-care, self-care practices, sleep hygiene, Stress Management

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Votes:	2505	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs through the sky to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its magical healing properties. Players have reported feeling more energized and focused after just one hour of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Trump Server

aid, Assistance, clearance efforts, controversy, Cuts, decision, Defense, funding, Global, Government, humanitarian, Impact, International, landmines, Military, mine clearance, minecrafty, policy, post-Vietnam War, Server, Support, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!

Alp Nano Tyre Quest

air quality, alp, alpine environment, bloodstream, environmental health, environmental impact, french alps, global study, high Alps, Italian Alps, LUNGS, microplastics, mountain exploration, Mountaineers, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, Pollution, pollution sources, Quest, research study, swiss alps, Tyre, vehicle tyres

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can ride on vehicle tyres made of nanoplastics in the high Alps? Well, guess what, we got u covered, fam! Our server is like no other, cuz we got mountaineers scaling peaks to find nanoplastics for a global study.

Imagine this, u riding on a tyre made of nanoplastics, feeling the adrenaline rush as u zoom down the Alps. But wait, there’s more! These nanoplastics can enter ur lungs and bloodstream, giving u that extra kick of excitement.

We found nanoplastics in 5 out of 14 sites sampled in the French, Swiss, and Italian Alps. So, if u wanna be part of this insane adventure and discover the wonders of nanoplastics, join our server now! Who needs diamonds when u can have nanoplastics, amirite? Let’s get weird and wild together, join us today!

United Raids

1.8 Cannoning, auction house, big future, Cannons, Chunk Busters, chunk hoppers, Crates, Economy, faction server, Factions, Freecam Roam, great plugins, MCMMO, New server, personal vaults, Premium Plugins, Raiding, Ranks, Sell Chests, Tested, token shop, United Raids

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

United Raids is a new 1.21.1 faction server, hoping for a big future for the server. It has lots of great premium plugins, like MCMMO, Crates, Chunk Hoppers, Sell Chests, Ranks, Auction House, Token Shop, Chunk Busters, Personal Vaults, Freecam Roam, and Economy. It has 1.8 Cannoning which have been tested on many cannons from 1.8 and they have worked great!

mc.unitedraids.com

Island Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, Anime, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, GABAN, gas, Grand Line, ISLAND, Manga, MARINES, monkey d luffy, Nico Robin, one piece, OUTINSANE, Pirate, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, shonen jump, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, World Government

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where cows are actually aliens plotting to take over the world with their secret gas called Gaban Gas.

I swear, once you join, you’ll be on a wild adventure trying to uncover the truth behind the cows and their evil plans. Plus, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come on, join the server and let’s show those cows who’s boss. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the Gaban Gas, it’ll blow your mind, literally.

CraftyCurez

coping mechanisms, CraftyCurez, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, feel better, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self-care, social support, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	1845
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3120	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs therapy when you have our server to make you feel better?

WTOcraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, international trade, market volatility, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, united states, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	780	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Items Found:	2938	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

GhostMC.EU

Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9979	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!

Come check us out!

Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc

play.ghostmc.eu

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	88	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5784

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8287
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Votes:	6144	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8