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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2074

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	224975

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Farms Harvested:	120	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7916
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8972
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Runes Activated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Towns Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5