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Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeWar

    CraftyCanuckTradeWar
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity!

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  • Butcher Lab Testing Fun

    Butcher Lab Testing Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never trust a cow! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya a little story. one day, a player decided to befriend a cow and give it a cute little name. but little did they know, that cow was actually a highly intelligent being sent from another dimension to spy on us! next thing you know, the cow is leading a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more grass to graze on. chaos ensues as the players try to fend off the cow army with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. but fear not, brave adventurer, for you can join our server and help us defeat the evil cow overlords once and for all! plus, we have free cookies at spawn. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the cowpocalypse begin!

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  • Starfall Sanctuary

    Starfall Sanctuary

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP:play.starfallsanctuary.com
    Server Location:USA – New York
    Community Location:Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
    Server Discord:Discord
    Server Map:The Map
    Version:Java version 1.21.4

    What makes this server special?

    We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive. If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

    Features:

    • Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
    • Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
    • Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
    • Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
    • We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
    • Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

    You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

    https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord to be whitelisted and receive the server IP.

    Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

    A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?

    A: No, the server is free to play and everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without pay-to-win practices.

    Q: What type of enhancements does the server offer?

    A: The server offers vanilla’ish quality of life enhancements such as One player sleep, No mob Griefing, Custom Armor Stand book, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord.

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  • GFearphones Minecraft Server

    GFearphones Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hearing random, jarring sounds from your girlfriend’s phone while trying to relax in the evening? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more loud music or someone shouting in your ear – just peaceful mining and building with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual headphones to block out any annoying sounds from the outside world. No need to constantly nag your girlfriend to use earphones – just focus on creating your own virtual paradise without any distractions.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind! Who needs real-life relationship issues when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Don’t be sensitive, be a block-building boss on our server!

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  • NoSmokinMILinMyPad

    NoSmokinMILinMyPad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for smoke smells, even virtual ones! Join us and escape the stench of drama like this poor player who had to deal with their MIL’s smoking habit. Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about that lingering smell. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back when things get heated. So come join us and leave the smoke behind – both in-game and in real life!

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