BlockyBootyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1142	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	9231
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	136	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3473	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5590	Enchantments Applied:	86
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	1921
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ores Mined:	7970	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Void Gems Collected:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	416
Dragon Eggs Found:	5283	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3241	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249
Crops Grown:	9057	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	108	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Potions Brewed:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	110/700	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2