Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HackersCraft Minecraft Server

    HackersCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • AmazonRivDrought122

    AmazonRivDrought122
    come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

    we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

    who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 216
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ores Mined: 6647

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

    ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

    Minecraft Server Info

    Version 1.21.1
    Server address play.voltaicmc.com
    Server website voltaicmc.com
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    What is Voltaic?

    • A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
    • A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
    • A bustling player ran trade economy.
    • A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
    • A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
    • Player events & community builds.
    • A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
    • Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
    • A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
    • An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
    • Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

    Some of our plugins/datapacks

    • Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
    • Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
    • Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
    • Armor Statues
    • Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
    • Ability to sleep the night away.
    • Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

    Things you should expect from Voltaic:

    • 100% Server Uptime unless notified.
    • A close knit community of respectful adults.
    • A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
    • An active staff team for all of your questions.

    What we are looking for in players:

    • Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
    • Involvement and participation in our community.
    • Players that are 16 and older.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Animals Bred: 52 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

    Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

    Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

    Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

    TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

    DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

    So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HurricaneHavocCraft

    HurricaneHavocCraft
    Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

    Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

    Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Dragon Scales Harvested: 251
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

    LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

    Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

    So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Animals Bred: 24
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CreepervilleCraft

    CreepervilleCraft
    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

    IranCraft: Ready for PvP!
    come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

    MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!
    MinecraftOffline
    General Details
    Address: minecraftoffline.net
    Version: 1.21.1
    Permanent world – no resets
    Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
    Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
    Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences
    High-Performance Hardware:
    Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
    2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
    64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
    1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

    Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

    2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

    No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

    3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

    Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

    4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

    Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

    5. What hardware does the server run on?

    The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

    6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magic Items Found: 3259
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 318
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mines Excavated: 4440

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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