BlockyBootyBumpers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4969
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9527	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	4243
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9189
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	1493	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	266
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	315
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Crops Grown:	7280	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1