BlockyBootyBlasters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4489
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	2340
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9560	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	183	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	603
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7407	Emeralds Found:	7113
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

Players:	102/500	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1