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SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	6157
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4308	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9096	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7209
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	6415	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?

GazaCraft: RPGs in Schools

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, child’s room, Conflict, Defense, Drones, gaza conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military technology, RPG, rpgs, School, SCHOOLs, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, unmanned aerial vehicles, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than IDF drones finding Hamas weapons in a school! we got more RPGs than a child’s room in Gaza Strip! join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret weapons, and crazy adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in our server? come join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3