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Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7461	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	98247	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3592	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	64
Farms Harvested:	968	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	3589	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5869	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
New Chunks Explored:	993928	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	6035	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Items Found:	3777	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	8359	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	7414
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	857
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft

agency.., baby names, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, Divorce, emotions, ex, ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, judgment, Lies, parenting, relationship, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where drama unfolds like a soap opera, where relationships are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Join our server for a chance to experience the wildest love triangle you’ve ever seen!

Imagine meeting your dream girl at work, only to find out she’s still technically married to her ex and living with him. But wait, there’s more! She’s pregnant with your child and her ex thinks they’re still working on their marriage. Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all – as the baby’s due date approaches, tensions rise over the name choice. Will it be a tribute to the ex-husband or a fresh start for the new family? Join the server to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help decide the baby’s name!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

MineTears: DisneyCryfest

animated, animated classics, animated films, animated tears, Childhood, crying, Disney, Disney emotions., Disney magic, DisneyCryfest, emotional moments, emotions, Family Movies, Heartwarming, MineTears, movies, Nostalgia, sentimental, tearjerker, Tears, touching scenes, unexpected

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Metallic Blaze Extinguishers

#metallic, air quality, Blaze, Chemicals, contamination, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Extinguishers, fire prevention, Fire Retardants, firefighting, hazardous, heavy metals, Metal Contaminants, metals, Pollution, Safety Measures, soil contamination, Suppressants, Toxicity, water contamination, Wildfire

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Votes:	9394	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	3805

do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!

Nomad Nation

auction house, bedrock, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, envoy, hard difficulty, Homes, java, Jobs, king of the hill, multiplayer, nation, Nomad, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, pvp arena, Quest, questing world, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4