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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

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probotot.aternos.me

Overview
Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Crafting for Christ a family friendly server?	Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family friendly, kid safe server.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Is there an active community on Discord?	Yes, we have an active and loving discord community.
What type of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?	We offer Java/Bedrock versions, Survival multi-player, and a close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes.
How can I join the server?	You can visit our website at https://craftingforchrist.net/ and follow the instructions to join.

Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, ABUSIVE, Boundaries, brainwashed, crazy, Decade, destroy, destroyer, Emotional Abuse, foid, Gaslighting, healing, Life, Manipulation, mental health, Recovery, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, TOXIC, toxic relationships, VOLCEL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

VibeCraftCentral

adult toys, Boundaries, co parenting, cognitive impairment, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Hidden Secrets, household dynamics, living arrangements, long-term effects, personal space, privacy, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, single parenting, Trust, VibeCraftCentral, vibrator

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9674
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	4057	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2733	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5413	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mines Excavated:	4050
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	7806

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	804460
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	162	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	5743
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5375

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ores Mined:	635	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1032
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8