BlockyBonerzCraft

BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, BlockyBonerzCraft, fetish, Freaky, horny, Kinky, Naughty, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join us on [Server Name] where things get a little… spicy. Our players have been known to build some pretty interesting structures when they’re feeling a certain type of way. From giant phallic towers to pixelated love nests, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Farms Harvested:	562	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	654
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Farms Harvested:	655
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1154

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2584	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	250

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	125	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	678573
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Crops Grown:	2501
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1551	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver