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Players: 101/100 Votes: 5252
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Enchantments Applied: 241
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5221
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join us on [Server Name] where things get a little… spicy. Our players have been known to build some pretty interesting structures when they’re feeling a certain type of way. From giant phallic towers to pixelated love nests, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?

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  • Sky High Survival

    Sky High Survival
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8218
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 124 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

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  • PizzaCity

    PizzaCity
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8355
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Emeralds Found: 3283
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
    How active is the Discord server? We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3655
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4889
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9021
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3848 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5201
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6303
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3667
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Zombie Dances: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3876
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Alien Abductions: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 5324
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 9898
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 119
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4972
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 258
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Crops Grown: 8008 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2874
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2385
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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