BlockyBoners | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2578	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Animals Bred:	115	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Farms Harvested:	876	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	2521	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	2227
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	2270
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Farms Harvested:	109

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	144	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2