BlockyBoners | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Farms Harvested:	568	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Void Armor Forged:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	3849	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Towns Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimension Hops:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	755677	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5530
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3317	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3137
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	9012

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	203
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	53	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Divine Spears Created:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	2911
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!