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Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3562
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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