BlockyBodz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have your favorite body part as your Minecraft character? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Imagine running around as a giant eyeball or swinging a sword with your favorite toe. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can climb to the top and slide down on a giant toilet bowl. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with mustard.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite body part along the way!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Votes:	6776
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mines Excavated:	2904	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1510
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Potions Brewed:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Runes Activated:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	787	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Potions Brewed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.