BlockyBodz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	3237
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	7888

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server is here to make you LOL like never before! Join us and experience the joy of building with blocks while laughing your butt off.

Our server is so hilarious that even the creepers can’t stop giggling! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Chicken Jousting” where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off a platform.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a dancing llama for 10 minutes, and a secret treasure hunt where you have to follow clues written in emoji language.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite body part while you’re at it 😉.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6582	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	5555
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
Version
Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	415
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	2089	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2328	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Votes:	9722	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	2376

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!