BlockyBodyTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1455	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
New Chunks Explored:	368721	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8173
Emeralds Found:	9808	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1114
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8522
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Star Shards Collected:	151	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	109	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1937	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	3626
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!