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Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Star Shards Collected:	154	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	197
Enchantments Applied:	165	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4416
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	54
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2205
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8807	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8330
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	231550

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

Players:	108/100	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mines Excavated:	1026
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	982