BlockyBodsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Votes:	645	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	177
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	8715
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	129
Magic Items Found:	8003	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mines Excavated:	1630

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	4493
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	193	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ores Mined:	6694	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	105/600	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5991
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2