BlockyBodsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Items Found:	4356	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	999
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4471
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	50	New Chunks Explored:	134780
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5634

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	770	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	177	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5