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Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	361	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Towns Built:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	220	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	46
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1722

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	60699
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Dragon Eggs Found:	1628	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	7917

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

Players:	99/700	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Emeralds Found:	5688