BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2882	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Animals Bred:	118
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	291	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2230	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Animals Bred:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6021	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247