BlockyBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of cows riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a glitch where cows have somehow learned how to ride pigs like tiny little cowboys. It’s a sight to behold and will have you questioning the laws of nature.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie in the dark depths of our server. Join the party and dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? That’s right, this friendly ghost will follow you around and try to chat with you in its hissing language. It’s a spooky yet heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join our server and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable place!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Buildings Constructed:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	295793
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	9818	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchantments Applied:	230
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8570	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	9553
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Star Shards Collected:	242	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!