Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
Holy Grails Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Divine Spears Created: 14
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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