BlockyBlunder | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	6493
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ores Mined:	7384
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	4623	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Votes:	4198

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7885
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	13

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	2682	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	407

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	733
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	5092
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	5678
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mines Excavated:	4718
Potions Brewed:	158	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4822
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.