BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	59	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ores Mined:	2307
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	3858	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	189
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Emeralds Found:	4950	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crops Grown:	2541
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3912	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.