Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 4801
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Zombie Dances: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2630 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Crops Grown: 9074 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 7292
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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