BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of spending hours on end mining for diamonds with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a steamy encounter with a sexy creeper. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got passion on your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show! Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of romantic challenges. Will love bloom in the End dimension, or will someone get burned?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and plenty of blocky action. Who needs real-life relationships when you’ve got Minecraft to fulfill all your fantasies?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BdayVacayMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyMind SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Love Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BusStopBattles

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyLoveConnection

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Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

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Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7480	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

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Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.