BlockyBlowjobs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4754
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1143	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	766575	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	4136
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

185.9.145.183:25758

RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Animals Bred:	95
New Chunks Explored:	422999	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Votes:	9685
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Farms Harvested:	300	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1471
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Votes:	6055
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Players:	94/400	Votes:	1066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	774