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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	9080	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	188
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	145
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	10

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Potions Brewed:	200	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	634432
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	9359
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	210	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	170	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Emeralds Found:	5454
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2409
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	6335	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	72
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	175	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1