BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1860

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8321	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1996	Players Killed by Monsters:	1077
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	158
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	7596	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Villages Defended:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2052	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	92/500	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1