BlockyBlackMarket Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Farms Harvested:	160
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can own your very own virtual black person! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and not at all offensive because it’s just a pixelated character.

Join our server for the chance to name and care for your very own black person in the game. You can dress them up in fancy outfits, take them on virtual adventures, and even build them their own little pixelated mansion.

But be warned, these black people have minds of their own and may just surprise you with their antics. Who knows, maybe your black person will become a master builder or a daring explorer in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you own a virtual black person and not get in trouble for it?

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Potions Brewed:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	80
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Votes:	5270	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7217	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	118	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	972975	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Magic Items Found:	2968
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2142

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mines Excavated:	1062
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1546
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!