BlockyBlackMarket Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can own your very own virtual black person! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and not at all offensive because it’s just a pixelated character.

Join our server for the chance to name and care for your very own black person in the game. You can dress them up in fancy outfits, take them on virtual adventures, and even build them their own little pixelated mansion.

But be warned, these black people have minds of their own and may just surprise you with their antics. Who knows, maybe your black person will become a master builder or a daring explorer in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you own a virtual black person and not get in trouble for it?

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	1154	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dimension Hops:	7

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7567	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	139
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	9703
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5730
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9613	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Runes Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
New Chunks Explored:	826368	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Votes:	1514
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	5726	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	6720
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!