BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4369
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Farms Harvested:	992
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	25
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1920	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Mines Excavated:	2763

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	242929
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	664	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3129	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	7373
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ores Mined:	3977
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!