BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	711
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Crops Grown:	6880
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	193
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	3073	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dragons Tamed:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Farms Harvested:	335
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8683
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	659	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	184	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Farms Harvested:	630
Dragon Eggs Found:	4661	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	2271	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	6808	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	8967	Love Letters Sent:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!