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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter or will you run away screaming like a little baby zombie?

So come on down to our ad-free, chicken-run, ghost-infested Minecraft server and see what adventures await you. Just watch out for those god damn fucking ads…oops, did we say that out loud?