BlockyBeverage Minecraft Server

activities, balance, BlockyBeverage, clean living, FITNESS, guilty pleasures, habits, health-conscious, healthy living, hobbies, indulgence, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Minecraft, Moderation, non-drinker, non-smoker, Relaxation, self-care, self-control, Server, Treats, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are just building houses and farming crops? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us if you secretly love dressing up your Minecraft character in ridiculous outfits and dancing the night away in virtual clubs. Who needs alcohol when you can have a blast mining diamonds and battling creepers with your new online friends?

Forget about those boring non-smokers and non-drinkers, come join us and indulge in your guilty pleasure of creating the most epic roller coasters and theme parks in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1305
Magic Items Found:	3463	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5964

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Potions Brewed:	135	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoSkipHitsCraft

album appreciation, album love, album perfection, album recommendation, enjoyable tracks, fantastic album, flawless album, music appreciation, music discovery, music enjoyment, music exploration, music lovers, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, no skipping required, no skips, no skips needed, NoSkipHitsCraft, seamless album, track enjoyment, track perfection

Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict prevention, Defending, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, global security, international partnership, Iranian attack, Israel, Israel defenses, joint defense efforts, Middle East tensions, military defense, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, potential threat, regional stability, security measures, Server, strategic alliance, US official

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Villages Defended:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

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OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Villages Defended:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

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come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Artifacts, Clans, Discord, donat, Donations, email, Events, Exclusion Zone, Exploration, Groups, instagram, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Old, OPENING DATE, Pirate, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Quests, rare things, RPG, Russian, Server, Stalker, Survival, SURVIVE, trip, Vanilla, Without Launcher

STALKER MC – This is a vanilla server in the popular game “Minecraft”, where you can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of the exclusion zone with a huge number of rare things and quests.

Your task is to survive in the difficult conditions of the post-apocalyptic world: join groups, search and sell artifacts, explore the depths of the zone.

Have a nice trip, stalker!

Donat – stalkermc.ru

IP: mc.stalkermc.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/XmgjMNb

Email Mail – [email protected]

Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/stalkermc1_12_2/

Opening date – 08/27/2024

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Badlands Chugs, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Halloween, healing, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Loved and Remembered, mahjong tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, ravana, Resources, RP Glory Hole Meatup, Server, Shadowbringers, tokusatsu, Twin Peaks, Ultros, zombie movies, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you heal from the things you never talk about? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us for our future meetups where we grind FATEs in Shadowbringers, watch Tokusatsu shows, have zombie movie nights, and even have an official RP Glory Hole Meatup (don’t ask, just join).

But wait, there’s more! We also host Mahjong tournaments, costume parties, and pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch parties. It’s like a never-ending party on our server!

So come on, join us and let your inner blocky self shine. You’ll be loved and remembered on our server, just like that time you built a giant statue of a chicken.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1282
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – Black Dress

Black, black dress, casual style, classic look, confident women, dress, elegant attire, evening wear, everyday fashion, fashion inspiration, fashion trends, formal attire, little black dress, mature women, Minecraft, outfit ideas, personal style, real beauty, real women, smp, sophisticated outfit, spacey, street style, timeless fashion, women in black dresses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	776	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.