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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Crops Grown: | 2766 |
| Farms Harvested: | 494 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 244666 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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Join us if you want to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. Our server is the place where dreams come true and where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
So why wait? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, if you see a talking cow offering you enchanted diamond armor, don’t question it, just go with it. Trust us, it’ll be worth it in the end.
