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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Void Armor Forged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Emeralds Found: 3947 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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