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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Towns Built: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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