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Daily Server Info: September 8, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
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