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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1400	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	2264	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1368
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	89
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Votes:	6350	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Items Found:	2176
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	New Chunks Explored:	845740

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5847	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29