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Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4532

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	178
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Buildings Constructed:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2018	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3692
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Star Shards Collected:	282	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	4474	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0