BlockyBedBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	22

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magic Items Found:	6684

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	588787	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Farms Harvested:	919
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	9779	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mines Excavated:	4496
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1403	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	946
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

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