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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4915 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
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