BlockyBawdyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	3658
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9924
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5654	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mines Excavated:	3451
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Items Found:	5466	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Votes:	3147	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3635
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	5698
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6619
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4264	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	85	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1532

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Votes:	9028
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	104/200	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	7035
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	972	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4